Joke ( English)

Three Pilots was Lost, They Ordered to Search Three Fruits

At second world war, three plane of Dutch fall in Kalimantan. The three pilots finally hostage by local citizen which actually is Dayak. Coincidence of people dayak the is ' head hunter' and at the same time cannibalize. Know the mentioned, third of the pilot fearing the request in order not to murdered.

Hence local tribe head say,

" If you all still want to live, all of you have to go to forest and re-bring TEN fruits which the type is same. But all of you only getting the time of three hour!" By leaps and by bounds third pilot finally go to the forest to look for the fruits.

After two hours, first pilot finally come bringing ten apples.

Tribe head: " You have brought 10 apple. Now enter all that apples through yours bottom hole one by one. If you in pain, or make the voice, you I will cut to pieces thus broil!!"

Ploddingly the pilot try to enter the first apple without in pain. Defensively and resilience finally first apple he can enter. But in second apple, he cannot detain pain from his bottom, and great in pain. Cruelly the tribe head dismember the head the pilot. Hence go up he is to heaven.

Second pilot come bringing 10 litchies. And tribe head gave him same instruction to the pilot. At heart, " Yeah, litchi is easy!"

And correct truely. One litchi enter, two litchi, three litchi... but while he enter the tenth litchies, the tribe head sudden cut his head.

Pilot moment of 2 going the heaven he come in contact with the pilot 1.

Pilot 2: " Whew you die also, yes?"

Pilot 1: " Yes, because I bring the apple. It’s pain! Ah, bastard that tribe head, his condition heavily once! What fruit you bring?"

Pilot 2: " Litchi."

Pilot 1: " Litchi? It is easy, small, ill caw again!"

Pilot 2: " Yes, correct. All litchies is almost entered all into my bottom hole. But suddenly I laugh and all the litchies I have entered, exit all...."

Pilot 1: " you are Stupid! Why were you laugh?"

Pilot 2: " Because while I was entering the tenth litchi, I see Pilot 3 bring Durians!"

Pilot 1: "??????????"

posted by Yanto Sanusi @ 2:27 PM