Joke ( English)

Three Pilots was Lost, They Ordered to Search Three Fruits

At second world war, three plane of Dutch fall in Kalimantan. The three pilots finally hostage by local citizen which actually is Dayak. Coincidence of people dayak the is ' head hunter' and at the same time cannibalize. Know the mentioned, third of the pilot fearing the request in order not to murdered.

Hence local tribe head say,

" If you all still want to live, all of you have to go to forest and re-bring TEN fruits which the type is same. But all of you only getting the time of three hour!" By leaps and by bounds third pilot finally go to the forest to look for the fruits.

After two hours, first pilot finally come bringing ten apples.

Tribe head: " You have brought 10 apple. Now enter all that apples through yours bottom hole one by one. If you in pain, or make the voice, you I will cut to pieces thus broil!!"

Ploddingly the pilot try to enter the first apple without in pain. Defensively and resilience finally first apple he can enter. But in second apple, he cannot detain pain from his bottom, and great in pain. Cruelly the tribe head dismember the head the pilot. Hence go up he is to heaven.

Second pilot come bringing 10 litchies. And tribe head gave him same instruction to the pilot. At heart, " Yeah, litchi is easy!"

And correct truely. One litchi enter, two litchi, three litchi... but while he enter the tenth litchies, the tribe head sudden cut his head.

Pilot moment of 2 going the heaven he come in contact with the pilot 1.

Pilot 2: " Whew you die also, yes?"

Pilot 1: " Yes, because I bring the apple. It’s pain! Ah, bastard that tribe head, his condition heavily once! What fruit you bring?"

Pilot 2: " Litchi."

Pilot 1: " Litchi? It is easy, small, ill caw again!"

Pilot 2: " Yes, correct. All litchies is almost entered all into my bottom hole. But suddenly I laugh and all the litchies I have entered, exit all...."

Pilot 1: " you are Stupid! Why were you laugh?"

Pilot 2: " Because while I was entering the tenth litchi, I see Pilot 3 bring Durians!"

Pilot 1: "??????????"

posted by Yanto Sanusi @ 2:27 PM 0 comments

Humor / Jokes (Indonesia)

Tiga Pilot Terdampat Disuruh Cari Tiga Buah

Pada perang dunia ke dua tiga pesawat Belanda jatuh di Kalimantan. Ketiga pilot itupun akhirnya disandera oleh warga setempat yang ternyata adalah orang Dayak. Kebetulan orang2 dayak tersebut adalah 'head hunter' dan sekaligus kanibal. Mengetahui hal tersebut, ketiga pilot yg takut tersebut memohon agar tidak dibunuh.
Maka kepala suku setempat berkata,

"Kalo kamu semua masih mau hidup, kalian harus pergi ke hutan dan bawa kembali SEPULUH buah yg jenisnya sama. Tapi kalian hanya mendapatkan waktu tiga jam!" Dengan sangat cepat ketiga pilot itupun akhirnya lari ke hutan untuk mencari buah-buahan.

Setelah dua jam pilot pertama pun akhirnya datang membawa sepuluh buah apel.
Kepala Suku: "Baik kamu telah membawa 10 buah apel. Sekarang masukkan semua apel itu melalui lobang pantat kamu satu persatu. Kalau kamu merintih, atau membuat suara, kamu akan saya potong-potong jadi sate!!"

Dengan perlahan-lahan sang pilot mencoba memasukkan apel pertama tanpa merintih. Dengan penuh perjuangan dan ketahanan akhirnya apel pertama bisa dia masukkan. Namun di apel yg ke dua ia tidak bisa menahan sakit dari unusnya, dan seraya merintih. Dengan kejam sang kepala suku memenggal kepala sang pilot. Maka naiklah ia ke surga.

Pilot kedua datang membawa 10 buah lengkeng. Dan kepala suku memeberikan instruksi yg sama kepada sang pilot. Dalam hati, "Yah kalo lengkeng sih gampang!"

Dan memang betul. Satu lengkeng masuk, dua lengkeng, tiga lengkeng... tapi pada saat ia memasukkan lengkeng yg ke sepuluh sang kepala suku tiba-tiba memotong kepalanya.

Saat pilot 2 naik ke surga ia bertemu dengan pilot 1.
Pilot 2: "Wah kamu mati juga ya?"
Pilot 1: "Iya aku bawa apel sih. Kan sakit! Ah, monyet tu kepala suku, syaratnya berat banget! Trus kamu bawa buah apa?"
Pilot 2: "Lengkeng."
Pilot 1: "Lengkeng? Itu kan gampang, kecil, gak sakit lagi!"
Pilot 2: "Emang betul. Semua lengkeng hampir aku masukkan semua ke dalam lobang pantat. Tapi ya itu, tiba-tiba aku tertawa dan semua lengkeng yg aku sudah masukkan keluar semua...."
Pilot 1: "Bego kamu! Kog ketawa?"
Pilot 2: "Habis pas mau masukin lengkeng no.10 aku liat Pilot 3 bawa DUREN!"
Pilot 1: "??????????"

posted by Yanto Sanusi @ 11:12 PM 0 comments